All taunts in order:
Ahri: Foxy lady!
Akali: I'll show you a real smoke bomb
Alistar: Looks like we got ourselves a stray
Amumu: Quit cryin an be a man!
Anivia: Southern fried goodness
Annie: This ain't no place for kids
Ashe: Get with the times, princess
Blitzcrank: You need to blow off some steam
Brand: Ashes to ashes
Caitlyn: Look at you n' that little peashooter
Cassiopeia: There's a snake under my boot
Cho'Gath: Like squashin bugs
Corki: Mine's cooler
Dr. Mundo: You alright in the head?
Evelynn: *whistle*
Ezreal: Now you run on home, boy, grownups are talkin'
Fiddlesticks: Get your ass back in the fields
Fiora: Ooh la la
Fizz: Gotcha you slippery little sumbitch
Galio: I can kick your ass 24 hours a day
Gangplank: Yo ho ho and my boot up your ass
Garen: "Demacia! Demacia!" Shut up
Gragas: Hit the saloon fatty.
Graves: Copycat
Hecarim: Just what in blue blazes ARE you?
Heimerdinger: You talk too much
Irelia: Didn't your daddy ever tell ya not to play with sharp things?
Janna: Yer fulla hot air
Jarvan: Get off yer high horse
Jax: Doesn't matter if you can't hit me
Karma: Do I know you?
Karthus: Death don't scare me
Kassadin: The hell's wrong with yer voice?
Katarina: Go cry home to daddy
Kayle: Touched by an angel
Kennen: Yeah, they DO make coffins that small
Kog'Maw: Servin' up a 20 gauge appetizer
LeBlanc: Yer all smoke and mirrors
Lee Sin: Hey buddy, watch this
Leona: Fun in the sun
Lulu: Butterflies, flowers, sparkles, yeesh
Lux: Go cry home to...oh...right
Malphite: You ain't nothin but a skippin' stone
Malzahar: Go back to agrabah aladdin.
Maokai: I've fought tumbleweeds stronger n' you
Master Yi: Wuju get better material
Miss Fortune: Yeah I'll take a whiskey on...oh, you DON'T work here?
Mordekaiser: Don't you ever get hot in that getup?
Morgana: Oh no, looks like I'll just have t' shoot ya from here
Nasus: What is it boy? Is Timmy stuck in a well?
Nautilus: I'm 20,000 leagues outta yours.
Nidalee: I'm goin' huntin'
Nocturne: I ain't afraid a th' dark.
Nunu: You eat babies!
Olaf: I've got somethin better n' an arrow
Orianna: You'll make a nice pocketwatch
Pantheon: Quit livin' in the past
Poppy: Aren't you a little young to be playin' with the big boys?
Rammus: Rollin rollin rollin
Renekton: I think I'm wearin' your cousin
Riven: Lemme introduce you to my friends Smith & Wesson.
Rumble: Loveless wants his contraption back
Ryze: Nice parlor trick, lightbulb
Sejuani: What are you FEEDING that thing?
Shaco: Oh look, the circus is in town
Shen: Got you right in the eye
Shyvana: Too. Many. Reptile. Jokes
Singed: You need a REAL drink
Sion: Im 'onna put you BACK in the dirt
Sivir: Meet the battle master
Skarner: Did anyone else hear a crunch?
Sona: Free bird!
Soraka: I don't even wanna KNOW what your parents looked like
Swain: Birdbrain
Talon: Don't bring a knife to a gunfight
Taric: That boy ain't right
Teemo: I ain't against eatin' squirrel
Tristana: Put that popgun away
Trundle: Damn you're ugly.
Tryndamere: Go home and be a family man.
Twisted Fate: ...
Twitch: I'll get the traps
Udyr: This is MY huntin' territory
Urgot: I think I'm gonna be sick
Varus: I got a 50 caliber reason why I win.
Vayne: The rat wants his weapon back
Veigar: Do us all a favor and stop talkin'
Viktor: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
Vladimir: Red. Dead. You.
Volibear: Things just got grizzly
Warwick: Go bark at the moon or something
Wukong: Aw look, the monkey thinks he's people
Xerath: Sit still for a second, wouldja?
Xin Zhao: Shouldn't you be laying rails?
Yorick: Ain't got no respect fer th' dead
Ziggs: Waste a' good TNT
Zilean: Time's up old man.